Sleep

I know it's sexy Saturday and we are discussing the sexiest room in your house.....the bedroom! I wanna talk about the S word....sleep!

We don't seem to get enough of it- stay up late and wake up early but to be a sexy you, you need that beauty rest. Sleep recharges the body and the mind. It has been linked to successful weight loss and study habits. Plus you can be anyone you want in your dreams!

So close your eyes and rest your head...enjoy you sleepy Saturday :-*

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Pasties!

 

Welcome to fun find Friday and what could be more fun than pasties! I mean everyone loves boobies and pasties are a perfect accessory to your pair!

At Naughty Knickers we have so many pasties to choose from. Want something funny? Sexy? Elegant? With feathers? Tassels? Sparkles? We got them!

Check them out today!

 

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Viva is on it's way!

Ladies, Viva is coming.....do you have your flask ready? Sneak a little sip and stash it in your thigh highs ;-)

 

We have several kick ass flasks available at www.nkonline.biz! Order yours now!

 

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Life is short

 

 

I was going to write about becoming a better you and in the same vain I still am but in light of a loss today, I think I am going a bit deeper!

I suffer from ailment and am working on rising above it! It is important to be in good health for your body and mind. Eat right and exercise! It is difficult to get motivated but once you are there you feel the reward.

Take time out for the ones you love. We often take it all for granted but you never know the time that is left. Play with your children, hold hands with your lover, laugh with your friends, gather with your family! Time is precious and so are the people who share our hearts!

Lastly, be kind to others! You don't know their burdens as they don't know yours!

 

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Titties and beer

Titties and beer

Men's Bottle Cap Opener T-Shirt

Bottle Cap Opener T-Shirt for Men. 100% Cotton, Brand: Larson Sign & Design 

Show the ladies you are here for the party with a shirt that can even pop their top!

 

A Vibrator as a tool to improve your vocal skills

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The smell of sexy

The way you smell is important to attraction. A smell can bring you to a place and time!

Pure Instinct is a unisexed pheromone and sexually attracting fragrance that will awaken all of your senses. It also acts as a mood enhancer, increases sexual desire, elevates confidence and intensified sexual moments.

Find all of our pheromone infused scents to attract that special someone!

Fun Find: Makeup Vibe

Don't worry if it's not your shade - this discreet lipstick vibe is so stylish and sexy, it can easily pass as part of your makeup bag! Choose a speed that's right for you and let the quiet vibrations take you away. Great for your afternoon commute, bathroom breaks, or solo play at home or office. Try it in the shower and everyone will be wondering why you take so long to get ready!

Find a variety of "discreet" makeup items at our store that are great for fun on the go!

How to have a thriving relationship

Love is a wonderful thing! When you are a new couple everything is fresh and beautiful but over time things settle down. The truth is that relationships take work to be successful.

Here are some tips for your relationship to continue to thrive:

Have love and compassion for YOURSELF
It is imperative to have love and respect for yourself. Take time for yourself. Care for your body, your mind, your well-being!

Be present with your partner and others
When you spend time with your partner, spend real time with them. Enjoy conversation, touch and eye contact. By taking out the distractions and paying attention to your loved ones, you show how important they are to you.

Change your words
Do you tend to use negative words about you and others? Do you call yourself fat, stupid, ugly? Whether you are joking or not, using words like these affect you and those around you so be kind.

Don't always need to be right
If you are always right you are always fighting to prove that. Some fights are not worth it and by needing to be right you alienate your loved ones.

Eat right
I know this does not seem to be related to your relationship however if you do not feel healthy it reflects on your mind. When you feel bad about yourself, it causes difficulties in your relationships. You close up and sometimes give up!

Exercise regularly
Along with eating well exercising makes the body and mind fit. When you take care of yourself you feel sexier and your energy is up...if you know what I mean!

Tap into your spiritual beliefs
Whether you are highly religious or just believe in a higher power, it is important to be one with your beliefs. By meditating, praying or any other form peaceful reflection allows you to balance and quiet your mind.

Switch it up in the bedroom
You can strengthen your bond with adventures in your sex life. You put your trust in your lover and keep it interesting. Try different positions, times of day and locations. The thrill will keep the spark alive!  

Better Oral Sex

Help your man perform better with these tips:

• Men are quicker to be aroused and will want to start pleasing you within the first 90 seconds. To make it worth it, linger in the kissing, touching and dirty talk.
  
• Build up the intensity by having him give attention to the v zone before diving in. Have him tease through your panties and massage your inner thighs.
  
• Let him know what feels good. Usually at the start of oral pleasure women prefer a softer touch but as they become more excited they need more stimulation so be sure he is aware of your needs.
  
• Just because he is doing the work doesn't mean you should just lay back and relax. To really get you off and excite him in the process...writhe around and press his head to you will you grind.
  
• If you need to talk with him because something isn't working out right; start by giving him a b.j. and ask him for feedback on what he likes or what you should do differently. Communication is important but you don't want to offend.
  
• Use your pillow for more than sleeping by propping it under you for leverage. If your pillow isn't doing enough for you - try one of our liberators.
  
• Have him use his magic fingers! Sometimes a finger or two inserted in will bring you to your ecstasy!
• Good vibrations can really make your night! Bring in a vibrator to enhance the pleasure!
  
• Don't neglect your chi-chi's! Make sure the ladies get enough attention while you are in foreplay mode. Maybe slip your leg between his so you can feel his erection to get you hot and bothered.
  
• Don't forget to switch it up. Changing positions can change the delight!

Cold as F*#%

Give them guys a real reason to look at your nips ;) This shirt is a great weather adviser! Give them the weather and a show!

Only $14.00...what a deal!

Manic Monday

 

Sorry ladies and gents but I have been feeling a bit under the weather so you will have to settle for some blast from the past Bangles today!

 

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All the single ladies

 

 

Today I decided to share one of my favorite SNL skits! What's sexier than Beyonce and Justin Timberlake in a leotard!

Enjoy!

 

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Fun find: Fetish Fantasy Yoga Swing

 

 

Fetish Fantasy Series Yoga Sex Swing to tone, stretch, strengthen and rejuvenate your sex life. Zero gravity infinite possibilities. Swing into difficult sexual positions you never imagined with the world's first ever Yoga Sex Swing. With the aid of the Yoga Sex Swing, you can defy the laws of gravity and enjoy sexual positions you never thought were possible, without special strength, balance or agility. The versatile swing allows you to move into a range of yoga positions both in the horizontal and vertical planes, strengthening and stretching virtually every muscle in the body required for amazing sex. The Yoga Sex Swing improves flexibility, increases stamina, builds core muscles and gets you in shape for satisfying sex. Now, ordinary couples can use yoga to perform the most difficult, most stimulating sexual positions ever imagined and reap the benefits and pleasures they arouse! Enjoy weightless sex in unlimited positions and explore your deepest fantasies. Try new sexual positions that would normally require tremendous exertion and skill, and execute them with ease! You and your lover will be amazed how easy it really is to find the optimum angle to achieve deep penetration with minimal exertion. Sex in these challenging positions has never felt so good and never been so effortless! For the ultimate comfort and enjoyment, swing into action and let your imagination run wild! The swing is easy to assemble and installs in minutes in your ceiling, using only a few common tools. The soft, plush nylon fabric feels great against your skin and holds up to 300 pounds. The padded foam handles provide extra comfort and added support, while the heavy-duty iron frame holds everything together. Features and Functions:Mask Included. Materials: Polyester, Metal. Country of origin China. no dimensions given.

 

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St. Patty's Day drinks

St. Patrick's Day is this coming Sunday. Corn beef....check, cabbage.....check, red potatoes......check - now what to drink?

Here are some ideas for your celebration:

Emerald Isle

Go green with your martini, just hold the vermouth and replace it with some crème de menthe. You’ll have the Irish spirit in no time. While aromatic bitters are customary, mint bitters are an equally nice compliment.
Ingredients:
1 oz gin
1 tsp green crème de menthe
2 quick dashes of bitters
1 mint leave

Everybody’s Irish

Everybody *is* Irish, at least on St. Patrick’s Day. Pour the irish whiskey, crème de menthe, and Chartreuse with ice cubes and blend to get this very green cocktail. If an olive isn’t your thing, use a fresh sprig of mint instead.
Ingredients:
2 oz Irish whiskey
1 oz green crème de menthe
1 oz green Chartreuse
cocktail olive for garnish

Irish Car Bomb

A true classic, this list is incomplete without the infamous drink. Even though it’s not exactly one of the few cocktails enjoyed back in the homeland. Fill a shot glass with Irish creme and Jameson, drop it into the Guinness, and slam the drink down.
Ingredients:
3/4 pint Guinness Stout
1/2 shot Irish Creme
1/2 shot Jameson Irish whiskey

The Dancing Leprechaun

On St. Patrick’s Day anything Irish goes, especially Irish Whiskey mixtures. To make the leprechaun dance, combine all the listed ingredients in a shaker with ice, then strain into a highball glass with ice cubes. Finally, add garnish with a twist of lemon.
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Irish whiskey
3/4 oz Drambuie
3/4 oz lemon juice
Ginger Ale
Twist of Lemon peel

The Midori June Bug

This delicious concoction is made by blending all ingredients in a shaker and pouring over ice. It may be a bit girly for some, but at least its green and it’s a bit different than the norm.
Ingredients:
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
3/4 oz coconut rum
3/4 oz banana liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 oz pineapple juice

Dublin Handshake

St. Patrick’s Day is about fun and drunken friendship, so why not give peace a chance? Trade in that Irish Car Bomb for a Dublin Handshake, another Irish favorite. Just combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice, shake well, and strain in to a rocks glass with ice.
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Baileys Irish cream
1/2 oz Irish whiskey
3/4 oz Sloe gin

Nutty Irishman

While a true Irishman rarely forgoes the comforts of whiskey and beer, an exception can be made for Baileys. In shooter form, mix half shots of Baileys Irish Cream and Frangelico. Or instead mix one ounce of each of the liqueurs and enjoy it on the rocks. Either is perfect for any day of the year. A St. Patrick’s Day variation adds a shot of green Crème de Menthe for green color and a minty taste.
Ingredients:
1/2 shot Baileys Irish Cream
1/2 shot Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur

Irish Dream

May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live. Blend all the listed ingredients with ice until smooth, and serve in a frosted pilsner glass. Optional topping of whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles.
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Irish Cream
1/2 oz Hazelnut Liqueur
3/4 oz Brown Creme de Cacao
1 scoop Vanilla Ice Cream

Irish Cactus

Love St. Patrick’s Day but still want a touch of tequila? The Irish Cactus brings a taste from south of the border by mixing tequila and Irish cream liqueur. It is simple to make and is served on the rocks.
Ingredients:
2 oz Irish cream liqueur
1 oz tequila

Irish Trashcan Punch

It’s not really Irish, but it is green and it will kick your you know what. Simply mix all the ingredients together in a big punch bowl (or trash can if you so choose) and serve.
Ingredients:
2 big jugs of green Hawaiian Punch
1L vodka
1L Everclear

Irish Trash Can

The above drink is not to be confused with this one. Fill a Collins glass full of ice, then add all liquors and stir. Finally, add a full can of Red Bull on top (as pictured to the right). The Red Bull will float at first, then slowly go down. Watch as your drink slowly turns green.
Ingredients:
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz light rum
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz triple sec
1 can Red Bull® energy drink

Irish Eyes

If you’ve developed a crème de menthe habit from all the green-tinted pomp of this holiday, just add Irish whiskey, heavy cream, and ice to it for this creamy lowball that is similar to a White Russian. Great for the song “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling”. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.
Ingredients:
1 oz Irish whiskey
1/4 oz green crème de menthe
2 oz cream
maraschino cherry

Irish Flag

Nothing says St. Paddy’s day than actually drinking the Irish Flag. First, pour the crème de menthe into a glass. Next, slowly pour the Bailey’s Irish cream over the back of a spoon so that it floats on top of the Creme de Menthe. Finally, slowly pour the Grand Marnier over the back of the spoon so that it floats on top of the Bailey’s Irish creme and voilà!
Ingredients:
1/3 oz Bailey’s Irish Cream (Bailey’s)
1/3 oz green crème de menthe
1/3 oz Grand Marnier orange liqueur (some use Butterscotch Schnapps)

Irish Coffee

Another traditional sipper, complete with a crown of whipped cream if desired. It is a perfect drink for casual St. Patrick’s Day parties or as an after dinner beverage following Irish Stew or Shepherd’s Pie.
Ingredients:
2 1/2 oz strong, hot coffee
1 1/2 oz Irish whiskey
1 tsp brown sugar
1 oz whipping cream (optional)

Irish Martini

If your mama always told you not to drink on Sunday, she probably wasn’t Irish. Uisce beatha, the Gaelic term for whiskey, literally translates to “water of life,” a common euphemism for “holy water.” Take that special ingredient of whiskey and add it to a typical martini, making it an Irish version of an old favorite. You coat the chilled cocktail glass with the Irish whiskey, then add in the typical vodka martini.
Ingredients:
2 oz vodka
1/2 oz dry vermouth
1/2 oz Irish whiskey
lemon twist for garnish

Shamrock Shaker

Looking for something more? This alcoholic beverage combines Kahlua and Amaretto liqueurs with milk. Shake the mixture vigorously and strain it into a chilled cocktail glass. The green and gold powder is for decoration.
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz of Kahlua liqueur
2 1/2 oz of milk
1/2 oz of Amaretto liqueur
edible green and gold powder

Irish Kiss

Of course, it doesn’t have to be all about beer. Korbel California Champagne created its own cocktail, the Irish Kiss. To start, add two drops of green food coloring to 1/2 cup of sugar and mix well. Rub a champagne flute rim with lime and dip it in your green sugar mixture. Fill with champagne and liqueur. You can use the lime for garnish as well.
Ingredients:
4 oz Korbel California Brut Champagne
1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
Green food coloring
1/2 cup of sugar

Irish Gold

Often when we think of St. Patrick’s Day we want all things to be green, but let’s not forget the importance of gold at the end of the rainbow. Combine the the whiskey, schnapps, and juice in a Collins glass filled with ice and top with ginger ale. Add a lime for garnish.
Ingredients:
2 oz Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey
2 oz ginger ale
1 oz peach schnapps
splash of orange juice
lime wheel

Absinthe B-55

That’s right I’m bringing Absinthe into the mix. Did you know the United States unbanned at least some Green Fairy products? And it’s the right color for St. Paddy’s Day. Layer these shots in a whiskey glass. Caution, sip slowly or you may end up licking the floor!
Ingredients:
1 shot Absinthe
1 shot coffee liqueur
1 shot Bailey’s Irish Cream

Irish Black Russian

The Black Russian is the White Russian’s dangerous older brother. While the latter drink was made forever hip by its prominent role in the Coen brothers’ slacker odyssey The Big Lebowski, the Black Russian carries no such hipster culture baggage. The Irish takes that older brother and adds a twist. To equal parts Kahlua and vodka, add cola and a float top with Guinness to add a head to the drink.
Ingredients:
1 shot vodka
1 shot Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 squirt Coca-Cola
fill with Guinness stout

Irish Depth Charge

May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you’re dead. For one more killer drink, try the depth charge, Irish style. Pour a double shot of vodka into a shot glass and press firmly to the bottom of a pint glass. Fill the bottom with Bass Ale, and careful fill the top with Guinness, creating a Black and Tan. Remove the double shot glass from the drink and have at it.
Ingredients:
2 oz vodka
6 oz Guinness stout
6 oz Bass pale ale

And be sure to toast:
“Saint Patrick was a gentleman, who through strategy and stealth,
Drove all the snakes from Ireland, here’s a toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings, lest you lose yourself and then,
Forget the good Saint Patrick, and see all those snakes again.”

Condom Knowledge

You are always told to use a condom to prevent pregnancy and protect against STD, however, you must know how to properly use a condom for it to really work. The most common mistakes are putting the condom on too late, not using a condom though out your sexual encounter and not leaving space in the tip of the condom.

Researchers say the results suggest that user errors are a major contributor to condom failure rates, and millions of unintended pregnancies and sexually transmitted infections could be avoided by improved condom use.

The most commonly reported condom use errors were:

• Not using condoms throughout sexual intercourse
• Not leaving space at the tip
• Not squeezing air from the tip
• Putting the condom on inside out
• Not using only water-based lubricants
• Incorrect withdrawal

It is evident that better instruction and education is needed to make condom use effective.

Who needs luck

We got the gals covered with this adorable shirt for St. Patty's Day! You will definitely get free drinks while wearing this clever clover shirt! Have a little Irish whiskey to end the night!

Bad Rap

In Ambridge, PA a receptionist at a high school called 19 year old Travis Clawson to schedule an appointment. When she received his voice mail she misheard his greeting and thought he stated that he was shooting people outside of the school. After hearing his message, the receptionist contacted the police.

A short time later, Travis was arrested. Once he explained that it was the intro to the show the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the verse was "shooting some b-ball outside of the school", he was released without consequence.

His family has since contacted an attorney.

A sexy man

 

I write so much about women but today I want to dive into what makes a man attractive. Men have an amazing ability to be sexy even with age. Grey hair makes us old but them experienced...how does that work?

Some of the first things I notice about a man is his eyes and smile. If he can make eye contact and almost see into you that is sexy! A great smile paired with full kissable lips make me melt. And I must say...I gotta check out the butt! I like tall, dark and handsome for sure.

The way a man smells can draw you in or cast you away. And he has to be a little rough but also sensitive. He can't take more time then me to get ready!

The most sexy part of a man is his honesty and loyalty. If he can stick by your side when times are tough you better keep him!

 

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Fun Find Friday: Love Paddle

Love hurts and with our love paddle you are sure to feel the sting! 2nd from Left Love Impressions Slapper - 12 inch long leather 2 flap slapper with the word LOVE cut out to leave an impression.

Find our large selection of paddles, whips and ticklers at the NK online adult store!

Forbidden Fruit

We are blessed to be shooting at Forbidden Island in Alameda for our April event. This is going to be a wonderful event so bring your grass skirts, coconut bra and lei for this tiki inspired event! Makeup and hair by the talented Chuca Styles, captured by amazing eye of Lilly Fuentes-Joy and don't forget your task manager Misty Jones; there to make sure your experience is smooth!

Cost is $300 with a deposit of $100 to reserve your spot. Make deposit through Paypal to lillycfuentesjoy@gmail.com

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Here's a bio on Forbidden Island:

Located in the heart of Alameda’s historic Bay Station Shopping District, Forbidden Island features a wide array of classic and contemporary gourmet cocktails, served in an exotic & fun tropical atmosphere.

Forbidden Island recently got rave reviews from both the San Francisco Chronicle and the East Bay Express, voted Best Specialty Cocktails in the 2011 and 2012 ABC 7 SF A-list. and was voted Best Overall Bar by the SF Guardian 2011. Mucho Mahalo!

Forbidden Island is a classic tiki bar interior evoking the legendary tiki lounges of the 1950s and ’60s, with bamboo huts, waterfalls, and much more.

We serve vintage tropical drinks and modern cocktails made right: perfectly balanced, with fresh-squeezed, seasonal juices and premium ingredients. Enjoy our lush, outdoor island patio.

Your birthday is always a special event at Forbidden Island – FREE ISLAND MAI TAI for all birthday babies (exact date only, 21+!)

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Baby cured of HIV

In a medical first, a Mississippi toddler born in July 2010 was confirmed to be cured from HIV. The baby and his mother were both infected and 30 hours after birth they started the child on an aggressive HIV therapy.

Doctors believe that her cure reflects that early treatment on infected infants can prevent the virus from fully embedding into the child's system. What a huge breakthrough in medicine!

Irish you were beer

Top o' the mornin to you! St. Patty's Day is right around the corner, let the beer flow! You better get your green on (unless you are in to getting pinched) and we have a perfect shirt for you to rock!

Check out this and other great St. Patrick's Day wears at our online Naught-Tee store!

Lesya Toumaniantz

A tattooist has inked his name across his girlfriend's face less than 24 hours after they first met.

Lesya Toumaniantz from Saransk, Russia, allowed Rouslan Toumaniantz to sign 'Ruslan' over her face in giant Gothic script on the day they met

The pair - who'd met on an online chat room - say they quickly fell 'head over heels in love' and soon after met in Moscow, Russia, where they decided to get married.

'It's a symbol of our eternal devotion. I'd like him to tattoo every inch of my body," she said.

I adore tattoos and feel that the art is a reflection of your personality. That being said, giant face tattoos limit your potential future. Furthermore, I will never get a mans' name tattooed on me unless it is the following circumstance: my father, brother, son or if my husband passed....period! And to get something this flamboyant after only knowing each other for 24 hours! She best hope it lasts her lifetime!

If this isn't Monday Madness....I don't know what is!

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15 things you never knew men find sexy

 
1. NO MAKE-UP
APPARENTLY women spend more than $180,000 in a lifetime on beauty products, but Relate counsellor Mo Kurimbokus says we don't need to. "When a woman doesn't wear make-up, her natural beauty is on display. "Also, some men find it a huge turn-off to kiss a woman and find that they are smeared with lipstick. Make-up can sometimes act as a barrier rather than a come-on."
 
2. ROUNDED STOMACHS
WE'VE all craved abs like Geri Halliwell's but men actually find a potbelly attractive. Mo says: "Men like women to feel soft and curvy, so a little potbelly can be a turn-on and give a woman that natural look. "If she's not 'perfect', then he doesn't feel he has to be either."
 
3.WRINKLES
"WRINKLES bother women more than they do men, as they feel it often spells a loss of youth," Mo says. "Wrinkles can spell experience, which can trigger thoughts of them having great sex together - a huge turn-on for him."
 
4. STRETCH MARKS
THOSE silvery lines are the bane of most women's lives but some men actually like them! Mo explains: "What really does it for a man is a woman who is natural. "Stretch marks remind a man of the child they created together and her commitment to him. It is also an intimate detail of a woman's body that only he is privy to."
 
5. PHONING HIM WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
AFTER a night out with the girls, a phone call to confess how much you miss him seems like a good idea at the time. But Simon Moore, Academic Leader in Psychology at London Metropolitan University, says: "Letting people know how you feel is both reassuring and attractive. We all like compliments."
 
6. DRINKING PINTS
GONE are the days when your man orders a pint, with "a half for the lady". Simon says: "Drinking what you want and not caring what people think show that you are confident with yourself and the choices you make in life."
 
7. SMALL BOOBS
IT'S not all about glamour models for some men. Simon says: "Small breasts are usually pert and this is an indication of youth and physical health. Men are more wired to seek signs of youth and vitality, indicators that she could bear children."
 
8. MISMATCHING UNDERWEAR
MOST women save the lacy stuff for special occasions and opt for comfort. Relationship psychotherapist Paula Hall explains: "Men love catching you in mismatching underwear because it looks like you weren't planning on having sex, but they've managed to persuade you."
 
9. SMUDGED MAKE-UP
THIS is something that happens when we forget to take our make-up off after a night out. Surprisingly, as Paula explains: "Men find this sexy because you look like you've just made love. It reminds them of how great the afterglow of sex feels."
 
10. WALKING HOME FROM A CLUB IN BARE FEET
HEELS look fabulous, but won't feel it after dancing. Psychologist Ingrid Collins says: "Bare feet have a hint of nudity. Walking barefoot suggests naturalness and a rebel against convention, and can clue a man in to fantasies of wildness."
 
11. GROWN-OUT HIGHLIGHTS
THE upkeep on highlights can be huge, but maybe you shouldn't bother. Paula explains: "Like women, men also like a bit of rough. The unkempt roots probably remind him of the girls his mum said he should avoid - which makes them doubly attractive."
 
12. GETTING THE PUNCHLINE OF A JOKE WRONG
WE'VE all been there, sitting in the pub, everyone listening intently as you run through the latest joke you heard at the office - until you forget the ending. Mo says: "Men can be intimidated by intellectual women, so getting it wrong makes her far less intimidating and they can relax in her company. It shows vulnerability and triggers his protective instinct."
 
13. WOMEN WHO ARE GOOD WITH KIDS
IF you reckon your man is rolling his eyes as you play with nieces and nephews, think again. Mo explains: "It gives him visual evidence that she is patient and caring, and reminds him of his mother's unconditional love."
 
14. WEARING TRACKSUIT BOTTOMS AND A BAGGY T SHIRT TO BED
WHEN we pass a certain point in our relationship, going to bed in saucy nightwear is replaced with a need for comfort. Ingrid says: "Very casual clothes suggest the woman is relaxed and confident about herself, and a man can find this very sexy."
 
15. MUFFIN TOP
YOU might think skinny jeans are impossible to wear without getting that tell-tale roll of flab over the waistband. But, according to Paula, men think a little muffin top is cute.
"The curvy shape is synonymous with fertility so the soft fleshiness is tapping directly into his unconscious evolutionary desires."