Friday, November 30, 2012

Old Winey's Wine Opener



For all my old wine loving folks...I found the perfect bottle opener for you!

You may be old and whinin' but instead you should be wine'n! Uncork a bottle with the Old and Still Screwin' cork screw from Laid Back.

This is a great gag gift- just pair it with a bottle of wine and wine glass, then they are all set! Or bring it out at your next party and turn those whines into giggles!

Get yours today!

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Hot Totties

 

It's thirsty Thursday and it is also cold season so I felt that a hot tottie was in order. When you are battling the sniffles this helps knock it out as well as you!

My pops recipe:

  • Hot water
  • Tea bag (camomile is ideal)
  • Brandy
  • Lemon
  • Honey
Seep tea in a mug of hot water, add a shot of brandy, a spoon full of honey and a squeeze of lemon. Easy to make even when you feel like death warmed over.

Be sure to drink it all while it is warm and then scoot off to bed!

 

 

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

An alternative to pain meds

Pain medication sometimes is the most suitable treatment for pain management. However, if you have ever taken medication, you know that your tolerance builds, leading you to larger doses. And worse yet, the side effects can be unbearable and can require meds to treat the side effects of meds.

As a chronic pain sufferer I am always exploring alternative pain management options. I came across an article of interest and thought I would share the details.

1. Omega-3 Fatty Acids
A common cause for chronic pain, in particular in the joints, is inflammation. With that said, foods with anti-inflammatory properties are great to ease pain. A balanced diet with omega-3 fatty acids is one way to reduce pain naturally. Omega-3 fatty acids reduce inflammation, and can provide pain relief for patients with chronic pain, osteoporosis, and arthritis.
It’s very easy to add omega-3 fatty acids into a diet program. Seafood, in particular fish, and nuts – almonds and walnuts – are great, healthy, tasty sources of omega-3 fatty acids. Fish oil supplements are another natural way to consume omega-3 fatty acids.
2. Garlic and Ginger
Spices can have anti-inflammatory powers as well, such as garlic and ginger (which taste great when cooked together, too!).
3. Vitamin C
Vitamin C is another great addition to a balanced diet that can provide natural pain relief and prevent bone loss. A study published in the online journal PLOS One found that vitamin C prevents bone degeneration. There are several fruits and vegetables packed with vitamin C. Citrus fruits, such as oranges, and berries, such as strawberries and blueberries, are prime vitamin C fruits. Green vegetables, such as spinach and broccoli, also contain high levels vitamin C. Similar to omega-3 fatty acids, vitamin C can be consumed as a supplement as well.
4. Quercetin
In addition, most fruits and vegetables contain powerful antioxidants that also reduce inflammation. Berries, for example, contain the biofalovoids anthocyanidin and quercetin, which have anti-inflamatory properties. Researchers are now looking at the effectiveness of quercetin for chronic prostatitis and fibromyalgia.
5. Oleocanthal
The naturally occurring chemical compound oleocanthal has been found to be as effective for pain relief as anti-inflamtory pain medication. A 2010 study published in the journal Arthritis and Rheumatism reported that oleocanthal can be applied in the treatment of inflammatory degenerative joint diseases. This compound is found in extra virgin olive oil, which is why olive oil is an excelled substitute for vegetable oil and butter. Olive oil is also rich in antioxidants, which as said above have properties that can reduce inflammation.
6. Resveratrol
Resveratrol is another naturally occurring chemical compound that can keep chronic pain at bay. Researchers from Chicago’s Rush Univeristy Medical Center found that this compound can block the enzymes that are a key factor in the cartilage damage that causes back pain. Red wine and red grapes (but make sure the skin is eaten) contain high amounts of resveratrol – adding to the list of red wine’s health benefits. In addition, the compound is found in dark chocolate, peanuts, and blueberries.
Proper nutrition can be a tasty, simple, and fun way to pain relief. In addition to a balanced diet, it is important to exercise routinely, as weight gain is a common cause of chronic pain. Exercise will certainly enhance the benefits experienced along with proper nutrition, and vice versa.



Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Good Girls Do Bad Things



Though I am certainly not an angel, I consider myself a "Good Girl." But don't let that stop your dirty mind from wandering because Good Girls Do Bad Things and we do them well!

Do you feel that you are in this category too? Then why not rock the hoodie! Front zipper and comes in pink, grey or black.

Order yours for $38.90 right now!



Monday, November 26, 2012

Cyber Monday


Today is the biggest online shopping day of the season and our site should be no exception! The after Thanksgiving shopping definetly qualifies as Monday Madness, so why put yourself through it? Keep your sweats on! Watch a movie! And place your orders online!

Have a Christmas party coming up? We sell great gag gifts! Need to get those stocking stuffers? Pick up our hemp lotions, candles and bubble baths!

Maybe you aim to please Mr. Claus this Xmas.....do it in XXX style with some sexy lingerie, slick lubes and naughty toys!

Shop today for another $10 off your purchase of $50 or more!



Saturday, November 24, 2012

Clearance Items



Let's talk Sexy Saturday....saving money....super sexy!

NK has a Clearance area where you can find some great bargains on adult items, lingerie, even a Halloween costume for next year!

Take a look and see what you can pick up for a steal!

Friday, November 23, 2012

Black Friday 2012


BLKFRI12

It's that time of year again! You will spend all day on your feet, rising before the sun, standing in the freezing cold and likely playing tug of war for the last hottest toy of the season.Let's not forget the traffic and the long lines.

OR you can get out of bed when you sleep off your turkey coma, stay in your pjs and shop on the net! There are a ton of great deals out there! And NK is no exception! Though we have many naughty items available, we also have many wonderful lingerie items, lotions, candles, fragrances, makeup!

Maybe you've been window shopping our site but just haven't checked out! We are offering a great one day only discount of $10 off your order of $50 or more. Get something for yourself while you are at it!

Click here and enter the code above



Thursday, November 22, 2012

Thankful Thursday




Today NK would like to take the opportunity to thank our loyal readers, customers and fans! We are grateful to have family and friends who love us and keep us going even when times get tough.

If it wasn't for all of you, we wouldn't be!

May you have a fabulous Thanksgiving filled with loved ones, a ton of food and even more laughter!



Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Pregnancy Test diagnosis testicular cancer!

 

Gentlemen, have you ever found your lady's pregnancy tests and thought it would be fun to "pee on the stick"? That's just what one very bored guy did when he came across his exes tests. And guess what? It came up positive!

He told a friend and figured it was a funny mistake. His friend also thought it was funny and decided to spread the word virally. Once the story was posted, comments were posted urging the guy to see his doctor. After being urged several times, he finally took the suggestion.

The doctor confirmed that he indeed was not pregnant but that it was a good idea for him to come in. Sadly, his false positive came from testicular cancer.

Pregnancy tests detect the amount of the hormone beta human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) in an individual’s urine. While the hormone is produced by the developing placenta during pregnancy, it can also be associated with testicular cancer, according to the National Institutes of Health.

Thankfully, his tumor was found early and it was a very easy procedure. The tumor has been successfully removed.

 

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Heads or tails?



Men need a hoodie in these chilly times too. We got you covered bro! Pick up this heads or tails sweatshirt and be warm while getting all the ladies!

Heads you give me some tail, tails you give me some head! Black or blue $31.90

Monday, November 19, 2012

Hurricane Sandy caused by homosexuality?

 

Are these people for real?

A Christian religious leader has stated that Hurricane Sandy is further proof that “God is systematically destroying America” as punishment for homosexual behavior. John McTernan made similar accusations about Hurricanes Katrina (2005) and Isaac (2012), which he reiterated in his urgent call to prayer posted Sunday evening (via Gay Star News):


Just last August, Hurricane Isaac hit New Orleans seven years later, on the exact day of Hurricane Katrina. Both hit during the week of the homosexual event called Southern Decadence in New Orleans!

McTernan believes that it is noteworthy that Hurricane Sandy is hitting 21 years after the “Perfect Storm,” because 3 is a “significant number with God”:

Twenty-one years breaks down to 7 x 3, which is a significant number with God. Three is perfection as the Godhead is three in one while seven is perfection.

It appears that God gave America 21 years to repent of interfering with His prophetic plan for Israel; however, it has gotten worse under all the presidents and especially Obama. Obama is 100 percent behind the Muslim Brotherhood which has vowed to destroy Israel and take Jerusalem. Both candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda. America is under political judgment and the church does not know it!

Religious spokespeople have frequently tried to draw bizarre connections between natural disasters and the LGBT community. Last year, the American Family Association’s Buster Wilson similarly claimed that Hurricane Isaac was punishment for the Southern Decadence LGBT festival. Rick Joyner had the same to say about Hurricane Katrina, claiming that “[God]‘s not gonna put up with perversion anymore.” Pat Robertson has long believed that acceptance of homosexuality could result in hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, terrorist bombs, and “possibly a meteor.”

It’s likely that McTernan will not be the only religious figure to draw such allusions from this devastating storm.

Ex-gay activist Linda Wall has joined the fray of those contemplating God’s motives for Hurricane Sandy. She manages a Facebook group related to the story of Lisa Miller, the Vermont woman who claimed she was no longer a lesbian and kidnapped her daughter away to Central America to keep her away from her ex-partner. On the group, she posted, “Let’s See How Vermont Does During The Hurricane.” When others objected, Wall unapologetically defended her claim that “God’s judgment is upon this country:

I didn’t expect most of you to agree with my statement. But I tell you this the tragedy here is that a little six year old Christian girl and her born again Mother had to flee America in order to obey God’s Word.

And now a Minister of the gospel of Jesus Christ is facing imprisonment for helping protect a little child from being removed from her biological Christian Mother and turned over to a stranger.

Christians who loved and nurtured Lisa and Isabella through the six plus years are also being sued for obeying God’s Word. So look in the mirror and decide where your commitment is.

Vengeance is God’s and He does repay.

 

Saturday, November 17, 2012

We have corsets!






Did you know that we have a huge selection of corsets? They are damn sexy and very reasonably priced!

Take the one pictured above - only $27.70!!!

Description: The Gala by GigglesGirl. Black shiny corset with beautiful candy-pink boning and trim accents. Features stylish front hook and eye closure and a lace-up back. G-String included. 82% spandex/18% nylon. Size: Small.

And though this one is in a small, we have several corsets in many sizes!

Shop for yours right now!

Friday, November 16, 2012

Divorced Diva Cake Topper

Divorced Diva Cake Topper lets the party get started. Decorate the divorcee with style. She will stand out and be recognized for her new found freedom. Funny traditional wedding cake topper with headless groom. Yes, the bride is holding the groom's head. Adult novelties. Bakers decoration from Forum Novelties will definitely get a big laugh. For adult fun! 

Because sometimes divorce needs to be celebrated!

Thursday, November 15, 2012

A Cup of Fukitol


New to the tee shop is a big cup of fukitol! Who can't use one every now and again or everyday! I don't know about you but it puts a smile on my face everytime I look at it!


Wednesday, November 14, 2012

What age is too young for birth control?

 

So I would really like your input on this subject. When do you think children should learn about and use contraception? I know the ideal time is when your child comes to you saying they are considering having sex or once they are married. The reality is that it is rare, no matter how open you are with your kids, that your child will come to you ahead of time. And it is less likely that they will wait until they get married.

It is, however, more likely that you will discover that he or she is sexually active when they come to you pregnant or when they contract a STD.

At my house, birth control was discussed early and my daughter was on the pill as soon as she started her period. I feel that giving them the tools doesn't say that I think they should have sex but that I care for their safety always!

What do you think? Leave me a comment letting me know when you feel is the right time.

 

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

I look familier?






Are you a smart ass? Do you like wearing shirts that get attention?

Well then I have the tee-shirt for you? When you wear the, " I look familiar? Do you watch porn?" tee, you are sure to get noticed! Some people may be offended and others will laugh but if reaction is what you want...you will definitely get it!

Ladies spaghetti strapped shirt for $16.90

Mens Ringer Tee for $17.50

Monday, November 12, 2012

24K Vibrator

 

Women (and some men) have a very intimate relationship with their vibrators. And who doesn't like "bling"? But this is madness!

Let me introduce the Lelo Inez ... The Most Exclusive Vibrator Ever Created! It comes in stainless steel and 24 karate gold-plated. Are you ready for the price tag? A whooping $15,000! But if you settle for silver (stainless steel), you can get it at a steal for $7,900! **Gasp**

Now we carry several incredible Lelo products but this is not one of them. Can you imagine! Hi, I need an insurance policy on my vibrator. Honey, what's the combo to the safe? I need my toy! Officer, I would like to report a theft! And when you are low on cash...can you sell or pawn this golden gem?

I would LOVE to find out who has purchased it! Wouldn't you?

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Club Vibe





Pleasure remixed.

Club vibe is the perfect dance partner at any nightclub or concert. This wearable buller with a velvety finish vibrates and pulses with the ambient sounds in the room-even to your lover's voice-giving you and extra thrill with every pulse. The discreet controller clips to your waistband so you can get off wherever you get down. And the fun doesn't end there. Club Vibe also works with your iPod, iPhone or any MP3 player. It also has a manaul mode allowing you to choose from seven vibrating patterns. Club Vibe brings a whole new level of pleasure to your listening, dancing and concert experience.

No matter how you listen to your music, Club Vibe will rock your world!


Friday, November 9, 2012

Bring the teacher an apple‏


Do you gave a naughty teacher in your life? Bring Ms. Sexy-pants this stimulating apple!

Specifications:

Personal massager
The Forbidden Fruit is an external erotic intimate massager. Like the forbidden fruit in paradise created to tempt Adam and Eve, this fruit tempts you to open the door to a new and delicious sexual world.

Use together or alone
Designed to add another dimension to your ‘play’, you can discover yourself and each other with this vibrating ‘apple’.
Unique apple shape

Fits comfortably in the palm of the hand to give the ultimate massage. The round shape ‘cheers up’ all erogenous zones.

Stimulate more areas at the same time
The large surface ensures that more sensitive areas are tickled and teased at the same time for extended pleasure…

Control stick to switch between vibration settings

Easy and fun to control with the ‘stalk’.

7 different intensities and 5 patterns

Responding to all moods with various vibration patterns.

Rechargeable

Convenient and Eco-friendly charging system.

Charger is part of the storage box

Discrete and hygienic charger, versus storage box.

Convenient travel lock

Smart travel lock to ensure that the Forbidden Fruit does not switch on by accident when traveling.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Lilly Fuentes-Joy Photography‏

I worked 14 yrs in the media and when I got laid off in 2008 I was not sure what to do with my life. Technology and the economy where looming. I decided to start my own business and I have never looked back since then. It has been hard but I truly love what I do.
My services include:
Modeling Portfolios,
Alternative Modeling Portfolios,
Boudoir Photography,
Burlesque Photographer,
Pin Up Photography,
Pet Photography,
Children & Family Portraits,
Senior Portraits,
Photojournalism and News Photography,
Weddings,
and much much more.
I especially love Pin-Up! I transform everyday women into classic pinups!
Artistic and Creative Photo shoot that suit's your style and personality. Tasteful, contemporary, edgy, and full of glamour! If you are looking for a confidence boost why not have yourself immortalized as a classic pinup with me! Email me at lillycfuentesjoy@gmail.com
I have great references and recommendations. More important I have very happy clients who's memories are captured in time.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

What makes certain skin types prone to stretch marks?

 

Some people seem to get stretch marks at the slightest sign of weight gain, while others have resilient skin that resists all stretching. Factors beyond your control -- such as genetics, age and pregnancy -- may make your skin more likely to develop stretch marks, but you can control other factors to help prevent these lines.

Weight Gain

If you are a yo-yo dieter or gain and lose weight frequently, your skin is more likely to develop stretch marks. Normal skin usually is elastic and able to bounce back into place due to collagen, the protein that forms your skin's connective tissue. When it is overstretched or forced to grow rapidly, collagen production is disrupted, causing stretch marks, according to the Nemours Foundation. If you maintain a steady, healthy weight, your skin is less likely to develop stretch marks.

Some people seem to get stretch marks at the slightest sign of weight gain, while others have resilient skin that resists all stretching. Factors beyond your control -- such as genetics, age and pregnancy -- may make your skin more likely to develop stretch marks, but you can control other factors to help prevent these lines.

Skin Condition

Dry skin is less elastic than healthy, well-hydrated skin. If your skin is moisturized, you are less likely to develop stretch marks, as your skin can adapt to changes in your body weight and shape more easily. If you are prone to stretch marks, make sure you use a moisturizing product after you shower every day to help seal in moisture. Also, eat a nutritious diet, with plenty of antioxidants such as vitamin A and C to help protect your skin.

Age

As you age, your skin loses collagen and other tissue that helps keep it elastic and able to retain its shape, according to the American Academy of Dermatology. This means that your skin actually stretches out better, making you less likely to develop stretch marks. However, this means that young skin -- with more collagen, fat and supporting tissues -- is more prone to stretch marks. Fortunately, young skin will heal stretch marks more quickly, fading them from reddish purple marks to lighter almost invisible lines.

Genetic Factors

Your genetics, particularly skin color and family history, play a factor in whether your skin is prone to stretch marks. While reasons are still unclear, women with darker complexions are more likely to develop stretch marks than women with lighter complexions. In addition, if your mother was prone to stretch marks, you are more likely to get them. Over half the women who report stretch marks also had a mother who had stretch marks, according to the American Pregnancy Association.

Source: livestrong.com

 

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Being Smart is Sexy‏


This is one of my favorite tees! Smart women are super sexy and this shirt tells it like it is.

This tee shirt is a form-fitting Ringer T-Shirt for Juniors, 100% cotton, Brand: Bella. It is available in white with black, white with red and white with blue.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Doctors remove toy from mans intestine

Doctors at Shanghai, China's Zhongshan Hospital removed a dildo from the intestines of a 30-year-old man, according to Shanghai Daily. The doctors said the man had inserted the dildo into his body to "enhance sexual pleasure with his wife," the paper reports.

"If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into a critical condition," doctor Yao Liqing said. "Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patient's body."

The dildo measured roughly 9 inches long and three inches wide.

AFP reports that these types of incidents are on the rise "amid loosening attitudes towards sex," in China. Shops selling sex toys and contraceptives are commonplace in Chinese cities, according to the wire service.

Shanghaiist cheekily notes that doctors reminded the public that it's not the size of the dildo but what you do with it that counts.

 

Saturday, November 3, 2012

The History of Pin-up

In my humble opinion, there is nothing more attractive then a beautiful curvy woman in a classic pin-up pose! I think it is wonderful to see woman with realistic bodies who reflect a comfort with their shape and style.

You would be surprised to learn that though the 20th century was when Pin up started to take hold of the limelight, it originated closer to the 1890’s. It is a by-product of repressing of women’s freedom of expression.


Pin-up was founded back in 1890’s. Jules Cheret, a Parisian artist 
who initiated and thus set an example to late Victorian up to contemporary advertisers, exhibited young and voluptuous women in posters and magazines.

Pin-up in America gained ground amidst World War II as a way to keep our soldiers 'morale' up. It was a brilliant idea in which Betty Grable and Rita Hayworth, the two most renowned pin up girls, paved way for.

In 1949, photographer Tom Kelley paid Marilyn Monroe $50 (which is already a wad of money at that time) to pose nude on a red velvet background.

A couple of years later, the Playboy magazine owned by Hugh Hefner bought the rights to publish one of her calendar shots named “Golden Dreams”.

It was the centerfold of Playboy’s first issue and made an astounding impact to the Americans. Marilyn Monroe owned the spotlight as a sexpot and starlet of the Hollywood during this time also and continues to be a sex symbol today.

Today pin-up is still very popular and still as captivating as it was in the 1940s. There are also many amazing women who have succeeded in pin-up such as Bettie Page (massive success in the pin up world), Bridgette Bardot, Sophia Loren, Jayne Mansfield, and Lili St.Claire - just to name a few!

I encourage you to get in front of that camera and channel the sex goddess in you. You can find some great lingerie on our site to use in your shoot: www.nkonline.biz



Friday, November 2, 2012

Skulls underwire chemise and g-string black qn

Look what I found in our clearance section!

From the Magic Silk Exposed collection, this Skulls Underwire Chemise and G-String style includes: underwire chemise with sheer side panels, a red ribbon bow in the front, adjustable shoulder straps, and a matching G-string. Bra and skirt 92% Polyester, 8% Spandex. G-string 90% Polyester, 10% Spandex. Black. Queen. Sizes 20-24.

Super cute and under $40!

 

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Dezi Doll

 
Desiree is a hair and makeup artist with a true passion for Beauty. She specializes in pin-up, retro, rockabilly and vintage styles, with a love for everything classic.

She also specializes in color, cuts and formal hair and makeup.

Whether it is something edgy and fun or your girl next door look. Desiree loves taking time with her clients, making sure they leave feeling and looking beautiful.

She also offers Pin-up up Parties and classes in how achieve that classic look.

Published model, makeup artist & hair stylist. Make an appt today 925-234-5645
http://www.dezidoll.com/

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dezi-Doll-Hair-and-Make-up/

http://www.facebook.com/dezidollpinupmodel

 

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